We can’t deny it — animals are cute. Thanks to Disney and all the cat memes of the internet, we are now even more drawn towards their cuteness.
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But behind their fluffiness and adorable faces lies a dark shadow. It schemes, it lurks, and it’s just waiting for the right moment to terrorize your soul.
1. “Those ewoks have no idea what I really am.”
2. “My furry, furry evil plan is in place.”
3. “Hop in. The water is not that cold.”
4. “You’ll never find out who ate that sandwich.”
5. “Someone forgot to close the window again.”
6. “I see some open garbage lid.”
7. “Human domination? Please, do go on.”
8. “You look like a good meal.”
9. “I see where you’ve been hiding that yarn.”
10. “Free at last. Now time to rule the world.”
11. “The dark side starts here.”
12. “No one’s gonna believe you if you tell them I ate your homework.”
13. “See you in your nightmares.”
14. “Nobody knows who ate all the carrots. Nobody but you and I.”
15. “You’ll never get me to potty train.”
16. “Flies all over the house. We’ve got work to do.”
17. “World domination. Yes, it’s part of owl plan.”
18. “Today is the day I will catch that red dot.”
19. “Yes, I’ll take care of your plants.”
20. “At last, I will have my revenge.”
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Source: Pulptastic
